Sardar Jokes Part II

 

	Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
	sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
	digging for more..
	A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
	in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

	How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
	He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
	once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on          other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the
	weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
	Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,  where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
	After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up  his mother to expect him in the evening. But  he didn't reach in the evening  and not the next day either. "
	When he finally reached home on the third day,  his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?
	(What Happened, My Son?)
	The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
	aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They  have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!
	Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens .
	because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died
	'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

	Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne
	Flag
	Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
	.How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
	comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
	ta ra ra.