Sardar Jokes Part I

 

1	A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
	Every 10 sec a
	woman gives birth to a kid.
	A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2	Sardar-why r all these people running?
	Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
	Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
	others running?
3	Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
	into future tense.
	Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4	Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
	not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
	Expected".
	After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5	Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
	it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
	umbrella and go.
6	Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
	gave 11cr after
	deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
	return my 20 Rs
	back.
7	Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
	Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
	posted it....
8	Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
	peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
	passengers in the
	car he was driving..
9	Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
	looking thing is
	what you call modern art ?
	Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
10	Sardar was writing something very slowly.
	Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
	Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.