FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!
---------------------------------------
Here are some signs and notices written in English that were
discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an
'E' for Effort. We hope you enjoy them.
In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we
regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by
national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the
hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the
chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and
Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the
boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy
dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose;
beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute
customers in strict rotation.
A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that
people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live
together in one tent unless they are married with each other
for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the
opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby
be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon
having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no
miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed
as a man.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to
it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable
food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are
best in the long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your
room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles
your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.
Showing posts with label Jobs India. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jobs India. Show all posts
Friday, August 2, 2013
FUNNY ENGISH TITLES…WE ARE WITH A CHEETAH...
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Professors/Asst Proffessors/Lecturers post in Delhi University.
Bharat Ratna Dr. Ambedkar University (AUD)
Plot 13, Sector 9, Dwarka, New Delhi 110075
Published by http://www.SarkariNaukriBlog.com
Ambedkar University, Delhi (AUD) is a unitary university established in 2008 by the Government of the NCT of Delhi. Applications are invited from eligible candidates for faculty positions of Professor, Associate Professor and Assistant Professor in various subjects/ disciplines :
- Professor : 10 posts
- Associate Professor : 21 posts
- Assistant Professor : 21 posts
- Coordinator Programmes - (Centre for Community Knowledge) : 01 post
- Assistant Librarian : 02 posts
How to Apply : website Apply Online at Ambedkar University on or before 15/06/2013 Extended up to 15/07/2013 only. Take a printout of the application form and send it by post along with the attested copies of all the relevant documents/ testimonials etc. to the Dean, Academic Services, Ambedkar University, Lothian Road, Kashmere Gate, Delhi - 110006.
Please visit http://aud.ac.in/ambedkar-portal/latest_jobs for detailed information and online application format.
Recruitment in HPCL
HINDUSTAN PETROLEUM CORPORATION LIMITED (HPCL)
(A Government of India Enterprise)
Regd. Office : 17, Jamshedji Tata Road, Mumbai - 400020.
Published by blog http://www.SarkariNaukriBlog.com
HPCL requires Requires Officer Trainees and Information Systems Officers/ Law Officers
Hindustan Petroleum Corporation Limited is a leading “Navratna” Public Sector Enterprise engaged in Refining, Distribution and Marketing of Petroleum Products. HPCL invites invites application for the position of Officer Trainees and welcomes bright, young & dynamic candidates to join HPCL team of world class professionals:
- Officer Trainee – Quality Control / Operations : 24 posts (UR - 12, SC-06, ST - 02, OBC – NC - 04), Age : 27 years as on 16/07/2013
- Officer Trainee – Human Resources : 12 posts (UR - 6, SC-02, ST - 01, OBC – NC - 03), Age : 27 years as on 16/07/2013
- Information Systems (IS) Officer : 26 posts (UR-13, SC–4, ST-2, OBC-NC-7). , Age : 30 years as on 16/07/2013.
- Law Officer : 12 posts (UR-6, SC–2, ST-1, OBC-NC-3) , Age : 26 years as on 16/07/2013.
Stipend : During the training, the Trainees will get Rs.33000/- per month as stipend and after successful completion of training, they will be absorb in the pay scale Rs.24900-50500.
Fee : Rs.535/- (no fee from SC/ST/PH candidates) to be deposited in the SBI through Challan in HPCL Powerjyoti A/c at any branch or can be deposited online by Debit/ Credit Cards.
How to Apply : Apply online at HPCL website from 1000 hrs on 19/06/2013 to 1700 hrs on 16/07/2013 only.
For further information and apply inline kindly visit http://www.hindustanpetroleum.com/En/UI/CareersCurrentOpportunities.aspx
Microwave Engineers in BEL
BHARAT ELECTRONICS LIMITED (BEL)
(A Govt. of India Enterprise)
Published by blog http://www.SarkariNaukriBlog.com
Bharat Electronics Limited (BEL), India’s premier Navaratna Defence Electronics
Company requires following personnel in the field of Microwave Engineering at Bangalore Unit :
- Deputy Engineer : 04 posts (UR-2, OBC-1, ST-1), Pay Scale : Rs. 16400 - 3%- 40500, Age : 28 years as on 01/12/2012., Qualification : M.E. / M.TECH in Microwave Engineering.
How to Apply : Interested candidates may send the application in prescribed format superscribing on the envelope the post applied for to Manager (HR/ES&D&E), Bharat Electronics Limited, Jalahalli, Bangalore – 560013 on or before 29/06/2013.
Please view http://www.bel-india.com/sites/default/files/Adv.pdf
for more information and application format is available athttp://www.bel-india.com/sites/default/files/appln-format.pdf
Monday, June 17, 2013
Recruitment in BEL–Last Date 29.06.2013
BHARAT ELECTRONICS LIMITED (BEL)
(A Govt. of India Enterprise)
Bharat Electronics Limited (BEL), India’s premier Navaratna Defence Electronics
Company requires following personnel in the field of Microwave Engineering at Bangalore Unit :
- Deputy Engineer : 04 posts (UR-2, OBC-1, ST-1), Pay Scale : Rs. 16400 - 3%- 40500, Age : 28 years as on 01/12/2012., Qualification : M.E. / M.TECH in Microwave Engineering.
How to Apply : Interested candidates may send the application in prescribed format superscribing on the envelope the post applied for to Manager (HR/ES&D&E), Bharat Electronics Limited, Jalahalli, Bangalore – 560013 on or before 29/06/2013.
Please view http://www.bel-india.com/sites/default/files/Adv.pdf
for more information and application format is available at
http://www.bel-india.com/sites/default/files/appln-format.pdf
For More Jobs : FUN & FUN ONLY
Friday, June 14, 2013
RBI Recruitment–Last Date : 11.07.2013
Reserve Bank of India (RBI)
Mumbai
Online applications are invited for the following posts in Reserve Bank of India (RBI/Bank) from Indian citizens :
- Officer Grade-B (General) (Direct Recruitment - DR): 98 posts (UR-49, OBC-27, SC-15, ST-7) (PWD-3) in Department of Economic and Policy Reserch
How to Apply : Apply Online at RBI website from 12/06/2013 to 11/07/2013 only.
The further detail along with a link to online submission of application, Please visit RBI website http://www.rbi.org.in from 12/06/2013 onwards.
For More jobs : Visit FUN & FUN ONLY
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
