Tuesday, May 14, 2013

What if animals have Face book page..?

If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"


CAT: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"


MOSQUITO: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :(


PIG: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "


GOAT : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"


CHICKEN: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC"

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